The Garbage-Time Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Lloyd will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lloyd, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.