The Garbage-Time Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lloyd is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.