The Mystery Tweak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Lloyd is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.