The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Lloyd, Lloyd, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.