The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.