The Garbage-Time Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Lloyd, Lloyd, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.