The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.