The Phantom Flag Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.