The Late Scratch Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.
- Lloyd gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.