The Late Scratch Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Lloyd on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Lloyd, Lloyd, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.