The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Lloyd gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.