The Sunday Night Fade Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.