The Garbage-Time Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lloyd drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.