The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.