The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.
- Lloyd gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
80%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.