The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.