The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.