The Sunday Night Fade Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Lloyd is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lloyd's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.