The Stuffed Run Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Lloyd gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.