The Fumble Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.