The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Lloyd gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.