The Hamstring Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.