The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Ref: "Number Lloyd, that's a flag." Lloyd: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lloyd drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.