The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Lloyd goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lloyd's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.