The Fumble Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- The broadcast shows Lloyd on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lloyd's stadium. Only over Lloyd.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.