The Phantom Flag Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lloyd gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.