The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lloyd's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.