The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harrison Jr. was due a breakout.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Harrison Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.