The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Harrison Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Harrison Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.