The Dropped Pass Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Harrison Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Harrison Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.