The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Harrison Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Harrison Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.