The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Harrison Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A mysterious flag erases Harrison Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Harrison Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.