The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Harrison Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Harrison Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harrison Jr. was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.