The Shadow Coverage Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Harrison Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harrison Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.