The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Harrison Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Harrison Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.