The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.