The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mims Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mims Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.