The Dropped Pass Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mims Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.