The Phantom Holding Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.