The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mims Jr. was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.