The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.