The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Mims Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.