The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mims Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.