The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mims Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mims Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.