The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.