The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Mims Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.