The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Mims Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mims Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.