The Phantom Flag Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
- Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mims Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.