The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mims Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Justin Jefferson
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.