The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Mims Jr., that's a flag." Mims Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mims Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mims Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.